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legitimusmaximus:


So, Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and looking’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - Maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

legitimusmaximus:

So, Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and looking’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - Maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.